Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Q: What did the baby corn say to its mom?
A: Where’s my pop corn?
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta.
Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.
Mushroom walks in a bar, bartender says “Hey you can’t drink here.”
Mushroom says “Why not, I’m a Fun-gi!”
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q. I tried to get into my house the other day, but I couldn’t. Wanna know why?
A. Because I had gnocchi!
Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
A: They’d crack each other up!